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Dear Sweet Children of The World,

Good Day and Good Morning. Welcome to this pink pasture of mine. Plenty and pink, and filled with endless rolling hills of my day to day. Those of you returning, thank you for coming back to see me. You have been missed. To those coming for the first time, well, sit back and enjoy my life. I can't promise it's all that interesting, but from tiem to time I have my moments. For now though, here is a bit of information on who I am, where I am, and why I'm here.

My name is Jōsh, but most call me Krystofer K. I'm a desert dwelling spirit of the coffee-loving sort. I reside in the middle of the great firebird city, and can best be described as a wise-fool with too much time on his hands. I write poetry but could never be pretentious enough to call myself a poet. I perform when I have the chance, but not nearly as often as I'd like to.

As for my personality, I'm a shy young thing. I am a kitten in a field of cats, a quiet child who bears the stings and arrows of outrageous fortunes only so long. Most people either love or hate me. There are few who live in that grey space when it comes to liking me.

I once asked a few of my friends to give commentary to describe me in twenty-five words or less to a potential suitor. Their responses were varied.

• slitxyerxwrists: I think, judging by your entries you're very generous emotionally in friendships and relationships. You're smart and creative.
• mike_woolman: Besides being constantly kind, and putting far too much effort into everyone he knows, he's also very calm and loving; he apologized to the cow.
• thelma_monamay:My joshykins is a filthy sensation monger, who can run like he's straight, and loves people more than I thought was possible.
• morganalafaye: A perfect sweetie!
• DjTuffPuppy: He spends most of his time deep in thought, and seems to be a very kind and caring soule. He is also very huggable.
• brwneydbeautee: Sweet with limited bullshit tolerance, and rugged with a soft touch.
• Anonymous: He is very complex, but that shouldn't put you off. His complexity is rooted in a father that wouldn't acknowledge his differences, in a mother that wasn't much more mature than him, even now. He was forced to create his own perfect world, that somehow became truth for him. Have patience. He possesses an intellect that is (literally) nearly off the charts, an imagination that surpasses all those that have come into contact with him, yet he doesn't believe any of this. With patience, the right person can bring out his genius, root him in reality, while allowing his creativity to flourish. And you will feel priviledged to know him and be a part of his awakening.
• HeatherBratton: This is one person who you never know what to expect from next.
• AnnaIng: You're the epitome of the dramatic melancholid. Your perfect bishounen will find you soon.
• JenderBender: I've never met anyone like you. You're so sweet , nice, kind, helpful, open-minded, smart & funny. I feel lucky to be able to call you a friend.
• Jodi: I've never met anyone with as much passion for themselves as you.
• Janine: He's a wild one, always yelling out of car windows and nearly getting us killed!
• Katie: You remind me of Brian Kinney

So there you have it from people who know me both on LJ and otherwheres. If you'd like to know more, leave me a comment, and I'll add you if you like. Though I'll warn you -- I'm not exactly politically correct or otherwise interesting.

Love, Jōsh Krystofer.

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